It’s all very voyueristic, and I can sense which couples have been here before

It’s all very voyueristic, and I can sense which couples have been here before

Master Boudoir is teaching me and Cassandra how to spank a blonde lady who is restrained on a bench, while she gives her partner a blowjob.

Feeling somewhat awkward and out of place, I promptly apologise when I spank her, to which I’m met with kind laughter by both the woman and her partner.

Meanwhile in the two prison cells, one of which has a sex swing, two couples are having sex as the whole room watches.

It’s not a naked fest though – most of the crowd have their underwear on, while others are fully dressed still.

I leave Cassandra and the Master to do their thing, and venture outside to the smoking area, where I chat to a few of the guests.

It’s a mixed bag, but it’s a much younger crowd than I’d anticipated and most of them are fairly attractive.

Especially this one gentleman from Scotland, who has come along with his female friend – I catch both of them in a swingers situation later that evening.

Overall, the crowd is friendly – the seedy element that I’d expected isn’t present – but that’s not to say there’s not a lot of kinky sex, most of which takes place on the top floor

Another couple tell me they came along the night before, and found a lady to play with. She had come on her own, and apparently she also ‘came three times’.

Yes, there’s definite f**king, but no one is in a rush, they’re taking their time and they’re enjoying having an audience.

I sit down and take in the view: there are several couples having sex in front of me, while to my left there’s a woman orgasming as her lover plays with her.

I’m surprised by how quiet the room is; the music is playing in the background and women are moaning softly, but no one is screaming load enough for the neighbours to complain.

Whether this is the official way of doing things, I couldn’t tell you, but I had three men extend their hand to me that evening as a gesture that I was welcome to join him and his partner. (suite…)